Celebrity In A Copse (A Farce For Two Or More Players)

There were celebrities in a copse and one was heard to bray
"I am so rich and famous you must care what I say."

Then from behind a Alder, a voice was heard to sneer
" If that you say is so much truth then why is it you are here?"

Turning with eyes of envy the celebrity who had yet to define their fame
replied with lips a tremble "Because I have a name"

The noise behind the deciduous growth laughed with both arms full
and retorted " So do I but you don't see me parading around the leaf litter with self styled phobias preening like a fairy on a weekend just to tell seventeen more people what it is so that they'll tell their chums."

And being of low self esteem the celebrity with a name
went silent and vanished onto the television again.