But Step Away

I know you've spent years

Poring over Pebble Mill at One

So that you might find acclaim

On YouTube.

 But step away.

I know you've spent a life

Pointing an AK-47 at an

Enemy you'd still like to shoot

And shoot, and shoot

But step away.

I know you spent a trillion years

Flying your saucer to earth

With a remit to hand out stars

Relax, you're here.

But step away.

I know you don't want him

And you're walking down the aisle

With a remit to throw flowers

Take a breath, let go,

But step away.