Friday, 29 November 2013

Black Friday Blues

You can tell me all about 
your plasma screen TV. 
I'm not one of you.
The wind coming from your mouth
Is a miasma. 
May as well join a queue at Asda 
than try to resonate with me.

You can tell me all about 
your Blu-ray player.
I'm not one of you.
The noise coming from your mouth
Is a widescreen clue. 
If I was Michael Parkinson
you'd be my Rod Hull and emu.


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