Friday, 29 November 2013

Crime Time Mistletoe

If a man with maximum malice
Broke into your house
Pinching your drinks from your chalice
All the while quiet like a mouse
Would you stand for this act of utmost disdain
Stealing from your fridge the same time every year
Whilst all in the house at sleep did they remain
Children unaware of the terror and the fear?

No, you wouldn't.

So this year I demand the apprehension of the criminal known as Santa.

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