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Thursday, 31 October 2013

Can't Get No Signal

I'm afraid I can't talk
Can't describe how I feel
Don't know the emoticons to tell you
Just how your abbreviated txts make me real
lol : ) luv u

Posted by Daniel Stairmaster at 13:24

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