The Tumblweed Memories Christmas Countdown

Will not begin here, it is October for pities sake!
If I have said it once I have said it twelve times
Can we please for once just have a break
Letting months just happen is not a crime
I'm sure we'll spend money when the time is right
On shit that no-one needs, wants or asked for
But until that moment when Jesus and Santa are ready to take flight
Please stop Christmas leaking from every pore!