Cafe Culture

I walk, and walk and walk some days
And see heels balancing legs
Holding bags and
Carrying smartphones
And stupid people
On the other end of a breaking line
Talking about stocks
and shares. And sunshine.
They talk and talk and talk most days
About 90 foot TVs,
And she just wants to talk about magazines.
So shine my shoes
and shine them good
You're just another loser
In a bullshit neighbourhood.
And they're snide, they're snide they're snide
The mere mention of Laurel Canyon
Enough of an inspiration
For the name of their first-born child.
And they're dumb, they're dumb, they're dumb
Insisting on flat whites prepared the off-white way.
Just another cafe culture day.
So spit on my shoes
Do what you know not what you should:
You're just another fucker
In a bullshit neighbourhood.