Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Post Ridiculous Stress Syndrone

Sausages and Bananas are not known to be friends.
Their meaty, fruity flesh will not meet (unless you're a sausage) or bend (unless you're a banana)
But if you're a clever chef with a hat and a fork
And a hankering for some sweet fruit mixed with the finest of pork.
Then peel back the skin and prick that mashed meat
Add some salt and some sugar then sit down to eat.
Now if you're mixed up meal didn't satisfy your palette
And you find yourself sick and wanting to hit yourself with a mallet
You can't blame me for this dish you abhor
You forgot to cook it and ate it quite raw.

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