Downloader

Keep a list of misdemeanours
Muses and mischievers
And once a week hand it in to me
So that I might shred it
In a fit of piqué.

Make the wretches work
for lumps of coal
Take delivery of souls
And burn them before me.

Give them Internet connections
Things beginning with "i"
And Blackberrys.
Give them time to think they're free.
Then let them cry before me.