Holding court on all things
Watford vs Coven-try,
I wonder to myself
What became of Elton?
Oh, tell me that he didn't die.
Bouffant like a believer
Of a destiny as heir apparent
To Richard Keys.
And still I can't unlock
the mystery of
what became of Elton
Can someone help me, please?
I remember him, I remember him...
Introducing cameos from
Vinnies Samways and Jones.
At half-time of a game,
I wonder what became
Of Elton, all the same.
I recall the glint in his eyes
That hoped for a future
Hosting Littlewoods Cup ties,
Sporting Dickie Davies hair-dyes.
I wonder what became
of Elton Welsby.
Perhaps he lives in Selby
Walking in his suit and tie
in Morrison's, pushing his trolley
Holding a moth-eaten brolley
Telling everyone who'll listen
That he used to be on telly.
I remember him, I remember him...
Introducing cameos from
Vinnies Samways and Jones.
At half-time of a game,
I wonder what became
Of Elton, all the same.
I recall the glint in his eyes
That hoped for a future
Hosting Littlewoods Cup ties,
Sporting Dickie Davies hair-dyes.
I wonder what became
of Elton Welsby.
Perhaps he lives in Selby
Walking in his suit and tie
in Morrison's, pushing his trolley
Holding a moth-eaten brolley
Telling everyone who'll listen
That he used to be on telly.
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