Yes, all the tabloid rumours are indeed true: Daniel Stairmaster has returned. It has been a long time since I officially graced the darkened walls of Tumbleweed Manor, much has changed, yet bizarrely, much has remained the same. The Zpiral is still hard at work and after a momentous effort on my part the infection known as Chainz has been ousted.
I must apologise for Chainz, much of his chicanery is my fault, I was unaware of the devilish beings that dwelt in his colon. I wish now that I could eliminate him entirely, but it is not for me to end the life of so pitiable a creature. If you wish to see what has become of him you will find him spouting his hate here... http://severalnutsinahailstorm.blogspot.com/
I am sure you are all feverish in anticipation for a story, a tale, a monologue describing in bone shuddering detail the twists and turns that bought about my absence from this blog... Alas, I am in no fit state to resurrect such dark memories just yet, be paitient true believers, all will unveil itself when the time is right.
Well, things must move forward, so as Gary Gilmore said "Let's Do It"
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