No, not the Moon, although I do take issue with anything that spreads lies about it being made of green cheese. This dull picture represents the former co-founder of this blog, a certain Daniel Stairmaster.
You may think that casting the legend that is DS into the pit with William Shatner is a tad unfair, but I don't give two spits in a coconut what you think. This overrated man/object/creation/ felt the need to tell the world what was on his mind, and whilst none of you had the nerve to mention it at the time I will take the burden of Sayer of the truth. NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU MINCING INTERNET COLD SORE!
Whilst the Spiral (or Zpiral as he likes to call himself these days) has been happy to let the memories of this petty little man fade into the recycle bin, I have had enough.
A day doesn't go past without Spambots flooding my email folder with demands for a proper tribute to Stairmaster well, okay here it is, my tribute to Daniel Stairmaster king of the Hall of Shame and eternal underachiever
DANIEL STAIRMASTER IS A HALFWIT
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