Nasty Drumsticks

One.
Two.
One, two, three, four.

This is a song,
That we need a count-in on.

And above was a verse
That would end up worse
If a count-in hadn't come.

Now, here comes a song
That the count-in comes from:

One - the drummer busts his sticks,
Two - he's lost his dreamer kicks.
Three - he's called in drumstick favours
Four - with only drumstick haters.