The Authentic Cowboys

We are the authentic cowboys,
And we go robbing banks with proper guns in tow.
And our lassoes are used to snare the girls
Who leer when "Two Guns Tom" gets near.
We are the authentic cowboys,
And we go leaving love on railway tracks.
And use our sneers to snare the bad guys
We are the authentic cowboys.
We really wouldn't rip you off -
We're made of better stuff.
We are the authentic cowboys,
No mule's a gonna stand in our way.
Take a dime and take it back
And ride along your way.
We are the authentic cowboys
Whatever the naysayers say.
We take our gals to burlesque bars
And lay these cards seven nights a week.
And take our hides to the Sheriff's place
And shoot him in the face.
We are The Authentic Cowboys,
We're great at everything.
We're The Authentic Cowboys -
Not the real thing.