Lies, Damn Lies and Daniel Stairmaster

I am sure our most loyal readers will have been shocked to read a message from the departed Daniel Stairmaster co-founder of this blog, more shocking were the accusations that I was keeping him prisoner. I assure you that this is not the case, Daniel Stairmaster is as far as we know dead, although his virus riddled body has yet to be found. I do not know how his account was hacked and I will be carrying out an in depth investigation, the perpetrators will be discovered. I guarantee it.