Extra cold, extra dry, light and refreshing, or angry or mild.
Soda diluted, with coke, orange, lemon, Tabasco, lime and pimento.
With ice, a slice, a straw, an umbrella, from Italy, Paraguay, Spain or Australia.
Made from Hops, Apples, Grapes or Wheat. Kept in a a barrel, a cauldron, a bottle, in rows so neat.
Given a crazy name.
Part of a drinking game.
Served with flickering flame
Sweetened with sugar cane.
In a glass, a tankard, a jug or a sink,
WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT, I JUST WANT A FUCKING DRINK!
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