A blog so obsessed with its own ideas it wouldn't know its target audience even if it:
a) actusally had a target audience;
b) knew how to publish reviews spelling "actually" correctly;
c) stopped making fun of things in the future;
d) didn't have colon-placement doubts;
e) ;;
f) see?;
g) stopped asking strange questions;
h) began revealing ordinary answers;
i) could count to ten;
j) wouldn't count the words to heaven;
k) or worse, the letters to...;
l) ;
m) started making fun of things in the past;
n) saw the need for etiquette;
o) and the need to mind its;
p) 's, and;
q) 's;
r) stopped indulging in cliches;
s) stopped preparing ropes to hang itself with;
t) understood irony;
u) actusally learned from its mistakes;
v) instead of repeating them;
w) instead of repeating them;
x) xylophone;
y) asked not "why?", but what is;
z) ?;
In short, it's an A to Nowhere in particular. It's a rudderless ship that anyone can cling onto but that everyone wisely chooses to ignore as they ride their own alphabet ocean to Percentagland.
It's a blog worthy of an A+ out of one to infinity - nothing more, nothing less.
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3 comments:
I'm confused.
On second thoughts, no I'm not...
Yes I am.
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