Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Blog Review: Tumbleweed Memories

A blog so obsessed with its own ideas it wouldn't know its target audience even if it:

a) actusally had a target audience;

b) knew how to publish reviews spelling "actually" correctly;

c) stopped making fun of things in the future;

d) didn't have colon-placement doubts;

e) ;;

f) see?;

g) stopped asking strange questions;

h) began revealing ordinary answers;

i) could count to ten;

j) wouldn't count the words to heaven;

k) or worse, the letters to...;

l) ;

m) started making fun of things in the past;

n) saw the need for etiquette;

o) and the need to mind its;

p) 's, and;

q) 's;

r) stopped indulging in cliches;

s) stopped preparing ropes to hang itself with;

t) understood irony;

u) actusally learned from its mistakes;

v) instead of repeating them;

w) instead of repeating them;

x) xylophone;

y) asked not "why?", but what is;

z) ?;

In short, it's an A to Nowhere in particular. It's a rudderless ship that anyone can cling onto but that everyone wisely chooses to ignore as they ride their own alphabet ocean to Percentagland.

It's a blog worthy of an A+ out of one to infinity - nothing more, nothing less.

3 comments:

Zpiral said...

I'm confused.

Zpiral said...

On second thoughts, no I'm not...

Zpiral said...

Yes I am.