Keywords

Britney Spears,
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Mark Ronson,
five-day diets,
Amy Winehouse,
divorce rates, nanny states.
Chavs, must-haves,
Paparazzi, Pete Doherty, free money,
Kate Moss,
Princess Di, Stephen Fry,
Paul Burrell,
Kevin Keegan, Toon Army,
Stuff,
Things,
Material gain,
Vera Duckworth,
Fabio Capello,
Umbro,
tax-fraud,
Gordon Brown,
Boris Johnson,
Spice Girls,
Take That,
Going down,
Robbie Williams,
David Beckham,
Mighty Boosh,
50 Cent, Government,
Google, YouTube, Flickr,
Something slicker?...
Yahoo,
Football,
Kate Middleton,
Princes Harry and William,
West Ham,
The smoking ban,
The Queen.
Booze culture, knife culture,
bad weather, Al Qaeda,
Will Smith,
I Am Legend, we are no-one,
bin Laden.
Been there,
Done that,
Didn’t work.
Harry Potter,
JK Rowling,
Oligarchs,
oil barons, Bill Clinton,
His wife,
Her husband,
Family values...
Barack Obama,
Race wars, road rage, red mist and
January blues.
Winter sales,
and far too many
stocks and shares
to care for
socks and shoes...
for your family.
I'm fine, you're not.
So what?
Argos, Amazon,
size zero,
crash-land hero,
O2 Arena,
Banksy, HSBC, PC, Washington DC.
Tom Cruise, family values,
laptop, Photoshop,
desk job,
Richard Branson,
Wikipedia, new media,
Andy Murray, Surrey.
Yorkshire,
Middlesex, Sussex - Essex…
Sex.
Pornography,
digital photography, Shilpa Shetty,
Big Brother,
EU, ER,
EastEnders, NHS, Holby City, Casualty,
Taliban, Afghanistan,
Iraq. Iran.
George W Bush's latest fad -
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Gas prices, housing crisis,
online shopping, name-dropping,
CCTV,
Russell Brand, England.
Money off, interest free,
overcrowded, understaffed…
Overpaid, underpaid (Wombling free).
(popular kids’ TV shows from the Eighties - Fingermouse, Button Moon)
Days that disappeared too soon.
The Eighties,
The Nineties,
The Noughties,
Grab and go.
Naughty, nice,
Speed cameras,
Dancing on Ice…
holidays in the sun
credit card, Nectar card, Valentine card, birthday card, Christmas card, what a card.
West End,
bird flu, iPod, Comanche Moon,
Lonesome Dove, Liverpool.
Jonathan Ross,
Graham Norton,
Simon Cowell,
Paula Abdul, American Idol,
Randy Jackson, Michael Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, Janet Jackson,
The Jacksons.
Leon Jackson.
Jacksons (the supermarket).
24-hour opening.
Price wars,
Asda,
Tesco,
Aldi,
Sainsbury’s...
Ricky Gervais,
China White, Paper, Amika, Mahiki,
Jimmy Carr, Rob Brydon, Justin Lee Collins.
Politicians, latest fashions, John Darwin, sound bites…
“Stevie G” - his wife…
One crass attempt to
catch some people unawares,
(underwear)
and get them
to read our silly blog,
by Googling,
some of these modern-culture
Keywords.

The Spiral

PS. I'd like to thank Billy Joel for the George W Bush part, and Daniel Stairmaster for, frankly, being supreme with stairs.